Comments on: Will you accept the Flying Spaghetti Monster into your heart?

By: rexcaliburn

rexcaliburn — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:47:59 +0000

as long as there is Parmesan for the spaghetti im in
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By: Warrior For God

Warrior For God — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:09:59 +0000

maybe ?
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By: Bored with display name

Bored with display name — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:53:59 +0000

What the hell, no you don't. Everyone knows there are beer volcanoes and stripper factories.
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By: Ethan

Ethan — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:40:59 +0000

There is no proof for the religion of FSM. There are archaeological evidence of a great milk-bowl flood and a raft built by mice, proving the prophecy of Ceiling Cat. Please do not be swayed by the heathen lies of FSM followers.
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By: Giacommo P

Giacommo P — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:57:59 +0000

I heard that when Darwin was on his deathbed he accepted the pastafarian belief. So i do believe as well.
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By: Tirant

Tirant — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:49:59 +0000

I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage!!!
All Praise His Carbohydratness!
I am studying to become a Grand Inquisitor of the Church of the FSM. this study mostly consists of learning to speak like a Pirate.
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By: Timbooo

Timbooo — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:07:59 +0000

That’s absolutely ridiculous. Everybody knows you have to have faith in the invisible pink unicorn. duh.

I propose a war against you spaghetti ppl. I hate you all and will bomb your spaghettii shrines

Say my religion is peaceful or DIE!!!
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By: Panda Bear

Panda Bear — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:39:59 +0000

You got it all wrong..

Acordding to the FSM

heaven has a beer volcano and a stripper factory.
hell is pretty much the same but the beer volcano is warm and the strippers all have VD.
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