Will you accept the Flying Spaghetti Monster into your heart?
Posted by admin on Nov 4, 2009
If you do when you die you will go to a planet full of endless plates of spaghetti and meatballs. You will live in grand palaces built out of garlic bread and have thousands of noodley servants. If not, you will burn eternally in a giant pot of boiling tomato sauce!!!!
I heard that when Darwin was on his deathbed he accepted the pastafarian belief. So i do believe as well.
You got it all wrong..
Acordding to the FSM
heaven has a beer volcano and a stripper factory.
hell is pretty much the same but the beer volcano is warm and the strippers all have VD.
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That’s absolutely ridiculous. Everybody knows you have to have faith in the invisible pink unicorn. duh.
I propose a war against you spaghetti ppl. I hate you all and will bomb your spaghettii shrines
Say my religion is peaceful or DIE!!!
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I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage!!!
All Praise His Carbohydratness!
I am studying to become a Grand Inquisitor of the Church of the FSM. this study mostly consists of learning to speak like a Pirate.
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I heard that when Darwin was on his deathbed he accepted the pastafarian belief. So i do believe as well.
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There is no proof for the religion of FSM. There are archaeological evidence of a great milk-bowl flood and a raft built by mice, proving the prophecy of Ceiling Cat.
Please do not be swayed by the heathen lies of FSM followers.
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What the hell, no you don’t. Everyone knows there are beer volcanoes and stripper factories.
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maybe ?
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as long as there is Parmesan for the spaghetti im in
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