Should Evan in Twilight be force fed garlic and have his heart pierced with a wooden stake?
Posted by admin on Nov 10, 2009
Part of the fun of enjoying a vampire story is that they go around attacking innocent girls. Stupid Evan falls in love. How lame is that? He is like a gay vampire. This English vampire needs to be put away. Get a wooden stake made of oak and split his heart in two. Then get some whole garlic and press it and make Evan eat it raw.
Edward? Evan? It shows the level of my devotion. That dumbazz needs to be destroyed. Does anyone have a wooden stake?
I wish someone would pierce my heart with a wooden stake If I had to sit through Twilight.
