Should Evan in Twilight be force fed garlic and have his heart pierced with a wooden stake?
Posted by admin on Nov 10, 2009
Part of the fun of enjoying a vampire story is that they go around attacking innocent girls. Stupid Evan falls in love. How lame is that? He is like a gay vampire. This English vampire needs to be put away. Get a wooden stake made of oak and split his heart in two. Then get some whole garlic and press it and make Evan eat it raw.
Edward? Evan? It shows the level of my devotion. That dumbazz needs to be destroyed. Does anyone have a wooden stake?
I wish someone would pierce my heart with a wooden stake If I had to sit through Twilight.
Who’s Evan? lol
Besides that I am not sure how you kill the sparkly vampires, just ignore it, the fad will die off on it’s own. I don’t know much about Twilight but I am guessing those vampires are not as gay as the ones from Interview with the Vampire, who are actually gay (although the author argues that her vampires have no defined sexuality, no idea why she fights it, male vampires in love and attracted to other male vampires makes them gay in my eyes. Nothing wrong with that).
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Who the hell is Evan??????
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Evan? Do you mean Edward?
Either way, what else do you expect from a movie based on a book written for Tweens?
If you wanna see good vampire movies, go watch movies like 30 Days of Night, Dracula, From Dusk Till Dawn, The Lost Boys (80’s not the sequel), Dracula: Dead and Loving It, Blade 1,3 (not 2).
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I wish someone would pierce my heart with a wooden stake If I had to sit through Twilight.
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